Wednesday, December 03, 2008

You've played knifey spoony before!

boy do i ever fail at asking someone out *laughs* after deciding first to go for Chinese, being turned down, then suggesting Nando's only to be told that his mothers already cooked and he can't get out of it, not only meaning i haven't eaten all day for nothing, he will also be another hour later than planned. then to take him to the Pig only to find that he was planning to take me back to his but i said i only had a small amount of time with him (meaning three hours) and he thought i meant an hour and a half sort of thing. so now i am sat eating 1/4 of a quiche a cold jacket potato that i don't want to know how old it is, and half a peanut butter sandwich. and i couldn't be happier. it was a wonderful night, spent the whole time chatting and laughing and holding hands and, oh he's so lovely. we had a 'so what were your first impressions of me' chat and he went on for ages about how i came off really inelegant and he loved that, and then we had some fun texting questions like 'why doesn't she love me?' to 118118... i expect they get those ALL the time >.< then he started to get all sciency and started asking questions about bullets in space and body type stuff. he's also taken a course in hypno therapy and we chatted for ages about psychology and NLPs and things. he said we'd try some hypno stuff on me, I'd quite like to do that.
then long haired Adam ant recognizing guy was at the bar and i randomly thought of knifey spoony and burst out laughing. this caused him too look over all offended like and ask what could possibly be so funny and i said to him 'do you know about knifey spoony' and suddenly he just jumped up and yelled 'AH I SEE YOU'VE PLAYED KNIFEY SPOONY BEFORE!' and poor Alec is sat there without a clue as we suddenly began a round of the game. then i had to explain the rules to him and he was in hysterics, not at the game but at the fact that long haired guy knew what i was on about.
For those of you unfarmiliar, Knifey Spoony is a game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"


i was writing this last night before my mother yelled at me to get to bed and have now lost all luster for accounting last night. it was indeed a wonderful evening, i can't wait to just go back to his house and chill though. that's another thing i miss so bitterly about going out with Kit being relaxed.
it's frustrating and i put it down to my almost being on my period but, i've been thinking about him a lot. when I'm at school it's fine because i can see what an awful dolt he is. but when I'm not, my memory tends to wander. i also thought Helena was going home with him today and was unpleasantly surprised by how much that bothered me. even though i know i've done worse with Alec. i guess i have to remember how unrelated i felt the two, i really shouldn't say incidents *laughs* how unrelated i felt the two encounters were, i make my bed sound like a rather large place. we just encountered amongst the sheets.

i have tea and am tired, i wish to retire to bed.
Goodnight.

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