The most amazing thing to happen in the history of Denmark Road.

To Smog,
seeing as you have the disability of being in Canada. and could not be here on the day that the event took place. i shall tell you of:
THE DOWN FALL OF MISS PITBULL!
okay, so we have had loads of assembels on 'goals' and 'what we want out of life' and 'happiness' and 'sucsess' and 'what we didnt want in our lives'. all a load of plastic bollocks.
(the kind of thing that screams INVISIBLE THEATER!)
goals were things like, have children
what we wanted out of life was world peace
we didnt want war
happiness was love
and sucsess was being happy
yes, and that is what Miss America wants, that is what you are supposed to want. what society tells you to want!
they want us to think 2+2=5.
My goals are to be an artist
I want money, and sex!
I will be happy when I get these!
I dont want to end up working in McDonalds!
and that is when i know i have had a sucsessful life!

anyway i digress....

this assembely was on 'who we admire'
¬_¬ give me a fucking break!
we were asked to put our hands up and say who:
they were people like Gahndi, Nelson Mandela, Martin Luthor King, and i kid you not Brity Spears was mentioned.
so i thought, fuck this!
stook my hand up in the air and miss pikaxe said 'melissa' and i said infront of the entire year.
'Niel Gaiman'
'sorry melissa, who?'
'Niel Gaiman miss'
'oh i, i dont think i know who that is, could you spell it?'
'G-A-I-M-A-N' (oh, i should have just gone G-O-D)
'and who is that'
'he is an author miss'
'oh an author, oops i'm an english teacher, i should know who that is shouldnt i'
yes miss pimple, you should.
cue the entirity of year 11 and staff, laughing at her, you should have seen her face Livvie, it matched her 'V' necked diamond patterned swetter!
fuschia.
ha.
ha.
ha.
Niel Gaiman, Godman. what can i say, beyond words.
yeah okay, so its not that great >,<
it was funny as hell though, wish you'd been there, i worrie for the general intelegance level of that school, the three needs its fourth, to show them whats bloody what!
filthy plebs.
(uhg and i thought i was going to get an early night)
i hope Keane, blows your emo socks off.